101 Christmas Cat Puns & Jokes: A Purr-fect Holiday Collection

Are you feline festive this holiday season?

Whether you're searching for the purr-fect Christmas card message or a hilarious caption for your cat's holiday photo, we've got you covered with the most comprehensive collection of Christmas cat puns and jokes ever assembled.

From Santa Claws to meow-stle toe, these paw-some wordplays will have everyone purring with delight. Get ready to spread some holiday cheer with these hiss-terically funny feline festivities!

Classic Christmas Cat Pun Greetings

• Meow-ry Christmas!
• Have a Pawsome Christmas!
• Seasons Greetings from our Pawfect family
• We wish you a meow-ry Christmas and a happy new year!
• Merry Catmas!
• We whisker you a Merry Christmas!
• Have yourself a meowy little Christmas
• May your days be meow-y and bright
• Eat, drink and be meowry
• Hope you take time to paws and relax this holiday season
• Live long and pawsper
• Have a meow-ry Christmas, claws I said so
• It's the meow-st wonderful time of the year
• Wishing you a purr-fect Christmas
• Hope your Christmas is pawsotively perfect

Tree and Decoration Puns

• Another Christmas catualty (when cats destroy decorations)
• Cat Christmas tree ornaments
• It's beginning to look a lot like Catmas
• Deck the paws with boughs of holly
• Whisker wonderland
• When cat bells are ringing, all is merry and bright
• I'm feline festive!
• Hide your stockings, and say your prayers
• Fur-osty the snowman this white Christmas
• It's Catmas in our home this year
• Whiskers on fleek, holiday chic!

Santa-Related Cat Puns

• Santa Claws is coming to town!
• The cutest Santa Paws!
• Sandy Claws (for beach Christmas)
• Here comes Santa Paws
• Santa's little kitten
• North Paw Express
• Santa's workshop needs more paws
• Santa's fur-vorite helper
• Paw-ho-ho!
• On the naughty list with this cattitude

Love & Romance Puns

• Kiss me under the meowistle toe
• Underneath the meow-stle toe
• All I want for Catmas is you
• You are the Christmas purr-sent I've always wanted
• Last Catmas, I gave you my heart
• You're the purr-fect gift this year
• Meow and forever
• Feline in love this Christmas
• Purr-fectly meant to be
• You're my holiday purr-ity

Christmas Carol Puns

• Deck the paws with boughs of holly
• Walking in a Whisker Wonderland
• All I Want Paw Christmas is You
• Silent Mice, Holy Mice
• Jingle Bell Cat
• I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Paws
• The First Meow-el
• Come All Ye Feline
• Feliz Navi-cat
• 'Tis the season Tabby Jolly

Christmas Party & Celebration

• Let's pawty!
• It's Christmas, let's pawty!
• Christmas purr-ty time
• A claws for celebration
• We're feline festive!
• Jingling all the way
• Time to get this pawty started
• Pawty like it's Christmas
• Feline fine at the Christmas party
• Dancing the meow-carena

Gift-Related Puns

• Thanks fur the Christmas presents
• Purr-senting the cutest gift under the tree
• Hope you love your purr-esents
• You're the best purr-esent ever
• Wrapped up with a purr-fect bow
• Meow-velous gifts
• The best gifts come in furry packages
• Purr-esent and accounted for
• No re-gifting these purr-esents
• Fur-get about the presents, you're all I need

Funny Christmas Cat Jokes

Q: Why did the cat not enjoy its Christmas roast?

A: It wasn't cooked up to scratch.

 

Q: What do cats eat for Christmas breakfast?

A: Mice Krispies

 

Q: Why are cats skittish around Christmas trees?

A: Because of their bark

 

Q: Why did the cat still get presents despite being naughty?

A: Because there was a claws in the contract

 

Q: What's a cat's favorite Christmas dessert?

A: Mice cream

 

Q: Why do cats take so long to write Christmas cards?

A: Because they want them to be purrr-fect

 

Q: What happened to the cat who got stuck in the Christmas tree?

A: It got claws-trophobia

 

Q: What do cats dream of at Christmas?

A: A white Chris-mouse

 

Q: How does a cat do stand-up at Christmas?

A: He lives for the a-paws

 

Q: Why don't cats play cards at Christmas?

A: Because there are too many cheetahs

 

Q: What's a cat's favorite Christmas movie?

A: The Grinch Who Stole Christ-mouse

 

 

Q: What did the cat say when his owner decorated his bed with tinsel?

A: This is a purr-fect mess!

 

Q: What do cats put on top of their Christmas trees?

A: A fur-y star

 

Q: Why did the cat fail at Christmas gift wrapping?

A: He kept getting tangled in the purr-ibbon

 

Q: What did the cat get for being good at Christmas math?

A: A purr-fect score in cat-culus

 

Q: What do you call a cat who loves decorating for Christmas?

A: Santa's little purr-per

 

Q: Why did the cat go to the Christmas bakery?

A: For some whisker-doodles

 

Q: What did the cat say when he saw snow for the first time?

A: You've got to be kitten me!

 

Q: Why did the cat bring a ladder to Christmas dinner?

A: He heard there would be a high-table feast

 

Q: What's a cat's least favorite Christmas activity?

A: Making snow-paw prints (they hate getting their paws wet!)

 

Q: Why did the cat get kicked out of the Christmas choir?

A: Because he kept meow-ing off key

 

Q: What do you call a cat who steals Christmas treats?

A: A purr-glar

 

Q: Why did the cat unplug all the Christmas lights?

A: He wasn't in the mewd

 

Q: What's a cat's favorite Christmas countdown?

A: The advent cat-endar

 

Q: How do cats send their Christmas lists to Santa?

A: By paw-mail!